Post by Crazy James Zinkand on Oct 19, 2009 22:33:02 GMT -5
HELLO LOYAL FANS!!!
Crazy "Dumptruck" Jamez in the house!!!
Coming into this challenge I expected my clique to get DOMINATED!!! Like, no joke, DOMINATED beyond belief. Possibly dominated so hard that the dominatrix within me would pour out from my butt and say "HELLO CHAPS" to the whole planet in a British accent of course. So the challenge is "Capture the Flag", a classic childhood game which I still love so dearly. Due to Jeff's perverted and egotistical (HEY WAIT, I DO THAT TOO!) antics, Russell betraying Jeff, and me being on the outside of all the loops in this game as well as being mentally unstable; I expected my clique to be eliminated within minutes.
... And that's when Jeff won HOH for a second time in a row
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! What in the flying FUCK were all TEN people who HATES Jeff's fucking guts DOING throughout this whole challenge!??!? Hell, Holly and Renny's flags even make fun of Jeff, one of which actually states that they hope he doesn't win HOH this week. And yet, the dude's flag is NEVER captured. There are TWO public threads in the living room and both of them show massive amounts of hatred and disgust for Jeff... and yet no one eliminates him from the challenge!!! LOOOL!!! Yay for a second week of auto-immunity!!!
Let's see... what did I do during the challenge?
Okay. First I took the longest name I found and tested it out on every person's thread. When that failed I started eating goldfish and Ritz crackers. After that I decided to enter the only person's room I knew how to get into.... my OWN!!! There, I decided to post seven times in my own board. It was fun. And because of that, no one attacked me for a while until douchebag Jase figured out what I was up to and took me out. I even told the cast that I had been attacked... but I never told them that it was ME who was attacking MYSELF!!! TRICKY TRICKY TRICKYYY!!!
So... yup. It's a damn good thing I never told Jeff that I kinda turned on him, like Russell did. Cuz he still thinks I'm on his good side. I told Jeff that his win was epic and that I was gonna write a 2 page minimum confessional essay on his awesome win. Here's your essay Jeff...
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PENIS!!!
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Alright, I never made it to Page Two... but if I did I assure you that there would be a picture of either boobs, a vajjjajjjajjj, or possibly an even bigger penis. Anyway, I'm auto-immune, and therefore I'm FREEEE to fuck with as many people as I'd like to for YET ANOTHER week!!! YAYYY!!! *laughs at everyone else who is probably making confessionals right now where they're like NOOOO I HATE MY LIFE!!!*
Crazy Jamez... out!
Renny and Alex are nominated together again like the lovely couple they are, andddd, I'm immune again, and frankly, feel like playing video games. BYE NOW!