Week Five

[Crazy James Zinkand]

Me/Monica
Kevin/Renny
Jase/Jordan
Jeff/Lydia
Chima/Roddy

Thank you very much, I was the first one to know ALL the teams

Do I like the teams?
Hmmm, meh. I kind of do, I just with I was partnered with someone who was actually going to win some shit. Which I'm not. Okay, I think Jeff and Lydia are going to be safe throughout. I can see Monica and Chima leaving soon, as well as myself. Maybe Jordan/Jase will get fucked. Renny and Kevin will prolly be fine.

I'm NOT a team player. And this marine corps shit is BOOOOOOOLLLshit. I support none of it. Gimme my Jeff back, it was instant immunity like every week, I loved it <3 YES! Okay but he just won HOH again and I'm prolly safe as usual. I'm in his ALLIANZE so yeah, all should be good.

DOWN WITH JASE! AND THE FAKES LIKE Jordan and Kevin
YES!

Crazy Jamez... out!

[Crazy James Zinkand]

This game is going SO well for me!!! Seriously, okay, here's what I've done in this game...

- Bitched out Holly to no ends, and got her to quit the game.
- Asked Chiara to quit the game, telling her she was contributing nothing and should just leave, and then she gets ejected.
- Threatened Lydia, who stupidly FORGAVE me, lolwut?
- Declared legit WAR on Jase, and now he finally BROKE saying he wouldn't, and he's just quit the game. Fucking awesome!
- Lied to the entire cast about pretty much everything, and no one's really caught me yet.

Somehow I keep expecting the worst in this game, and even though I'm being the BIGGEST dickhead ever, things keep working out for good ole' Craaaazy James somehow. I'm finding it freaking hilarious. BRING ON THE COOKIE DOUGH!!

Crazy Jamez... zout!