Episode 1: Mary and Saint Joseph!

[Renny $marta$$]

GAHHH! GAHH! GAH! That's the Renny WAR Cry! GAHH! Gah! I'm just gonna say it right now...I'm way too cougarlicious for this cast! I'm going to make the girls be hatin' and the boys be wanting to be datin' on this. Well NEWFLASH! Can't have this because I'm in a secret lesbian showmance with my uber power lesbian Chelsbot. That's right. Suck on that. So anyway...

I'm ready to get my hands dirty, play a hard game and go out there and maybe make some kids cry. I'm not playing for anything but the win, so let's get it on! I obviously want to be as social as possible while holding little to no HOH power in the early stage of the game. I want to make my immunity the good old fashioned way...FRIENDS. Unless I have obvious and easy targets or people after me I do not want to put any blood on my hands in the first few rounds unless there is some fucked up twist that makes me shake in my granny panties.

My biggest goal in this game is NOT to TRAINWRECK. People just assume that if I make it too far into the game I'm going to self-destruct and go out with some sort of EPIC FAIL. Which being honest, has happened a few times but I am really going to try and keep this steamer on the tracks. I always get into friendship mode and then get power hungry and then realize that I have more friends than enemies and then I make people hate me when they expect my power to be used their way. So I have to watch myself! Anywho, that's about it for pre-game thoughts, I am anxious to see what's in store and I will post my thoughts on the cast either later or tomorrow.

[Renny $marta$$]

THE CAST:

LOVE to HATE:
1. Alex- Well I love Alex, we're friends so that's always a plus. Hopefully we both do well, the last game we played together was a minor epic fail first on my part and then on his. But that cast sucked in that game and this one is much better so I think we'll both fair well. Alex for 2nd place!

2. Jeff- Jeff is nice, I met him for the first time ever today, I smell alias maybe? Who knows but he's very social and I like that. He already proposed working together and I am cool with that I am just going to be cautious.

3. Russell- No game talk at all, but he started talking about his job and he just really intrigued me and I want to get to know him a lot better because I think he seems like a good guy with a well-rounded head.

4. James- As soon as he started talking to me I knew he knew me, and then when I realized the name was "Vernon" I knew instantly....TLG. Now I think TLG can be fun, but he can also be a douche....so right now I'm going to keep him on my good side and know just not to trust him.

5. Holly- She's lots of fun, haven't chatted one-on-one but she's fun to talk to in the chats. Hopefully she's fun to talk to individually and hopefully we get along just fine.

6. Jase- He's got a good sense of humor. We haven't talked much but he makes me laugh. I think if I am to have a heterosexual-non-Chelsbot Romance then I may go for Jase. We'll see, this cougar is still prowling.

7. Chiara- She seems peppy and fun as well, interested to see how she's going to play this game and if I want to work with her or not.

8. Chima- Wegie, um I am a little worried about him because he just played a BB with Alex and Monica where he won the first HOH and evicted Alex who is like my best ally in this game. So there may be tension there.

9. Lydia- Seems nice in the chat, no real judgments yet.

10. Monica- Bland, kind of slow, but at least but an effort in to talking so I'll keep an open mind.

11. Roddy- Only chatted a little.

12. Kevin- Weird in the chat.

13. Jordan- Oh fer cute.

14. Libra- *crickets*

[Renny $marta$$]

So I missed the challenge because I was at Drag Queen Bingo for 3 and a half hours! But really what would Renny have done? Drag Queens or HOH Races? The answer is obvious! It's diva time. I will say though that having more than one drag queen touch me with their mouth in less than a week's time is a little too much for me. I'm classier than that.

So anyway Jeff wins, yay! Half the house ends up being immune, BOO! And we're in happy military branches! I love my Navy Girls! Monica/Renny/Chiara for the win! So after everything is said and done there are 8 people that are able to be nominated...Myself, Alex, Monica....um no thanks, Kevin, Jase, Jordan.....eh, Libra and Chima....YES PLEASE.

Firstly I have talked to everyone in the game and Libra and Chima are just not making it work for me. Had I won HOH that would have been my nominations no hesitation. Plus I hear that Libra says that I should go because I am not that active? Um maybe it's because you're not on whore that I ain't talking to you and I talked to her like 2 times so where the hell does she get her diva ass thinking I should be nominated. Libra can leave, kthnksdie.

So I try talking to Jeff but he goes to bed, LAME. But I am going to be through the ROOF if I somehow get nominated after I talked so much to Jeff and he proposed that we work together. My shit will FLIP so fast if it happens so I hope it doesn't. I'm also concerned that there is some basement thing-a-ma-bobber magical power omen of death voodoo doll of doom that Jeff may be clued towards so I hope that if he does get clues he tells me...DOUBTFUL. But one can hope. I want the secret powers!

[Renny $marta$$]

I love how Alex and I joked last night that we would be the 2 nominated come tomorrow because we're friends.....OH SURPRISE GUESS WHAT?! NOMINATED.

Here is Jeff's Speech:
Renny- You should not have told me you already knew Alex from before, everyone has been trying it seems like in this game and you just shot yourself in the foot because you put your cards out there and I have to go with my gut and think you and Alex know each other well.

Now here is the only time I ever mentioned my relationship with Alex:
Jeff: Who do you know?
Renny: like I've heard of Chima, Monica and Alex from another site
Jeff: Any of them trustworthy?
Renny: hmm I wouldn't know

I didn't say I knew him, I didn't say we were friends. I said I heard of 3 people from a site....like who the fuck in this community hasn't heard of someone. Jeff is full of shit and he's a lying douche bag. Someone....PROBABLY CHIMA said that Alex and I are friends. Yeah we're friends get over it. There are other friends here too. I knew I should have just been a friggin alias. So yeah I called Jeff's horseshit out and then I was trying to be nice. He probably just doesn't want me to go crazy so he's telling me what he wants me to hear. But damnit I don't want to leave but I don't want Kyle to either.

He's my thing, yeah I want to play to win, but along the way I want to have fun and I don't have fun when there are boring people here and I think I would have nominated the bland bitches. I told Alex that I'm not taking the blame for this because we just played a game together where my big mouth got me eliminated about me knowing him. I think as long as I can play "Renny" and not be a threat this week then I should stay. I want to win the veto but if I do and come off then Alex leaves, but maybe that will open up new doors for me to play the game. But I want him to stay but I just don't think we are both going to make it this week even if the veto works in our favor.

I have a lot of work to do and I need to keep it together....if I do off on a crazy tangent like I want to....I'm going to get evicted. Hopefully this is just a sign from Rennygoddess that I can survive the nomination the first week and go deep into the game.

I wanted to play nice, but people wanted to fuck my shit up on like what is this...Day 3? Yeah sister don't play that. Someone is going to die and I'm going to make sure it's not me.

[Renny $marta$$]

So at this point I'm going to go ahead and assume that should I not win the veto I am going home. In my gut I just have this feeling that if it's me vs. Alex....Renny is going to be marching her own parade all the way out of the war zone. Which sucks when you have boring people like Monica, Kevin....Libra....who are around but just blah. Like I want to try and work it, but like if I talk too much to people I think it comes across as trying to hard/social threat. So I'm trying to be middle of the road and I'm not sure what to do.

Can I also just say that Jeff is kind of stupid. He knows Alex and I are friends, we both like him....we're not after him, we're both pretty strong individually. You're HOH the first week and you can nominate two crappy people....instead you decide that Week One is SOOOO essential to take out at best half of our amazing duo that would have kept you around. You did it arrogantly and you were a bitch about it. So congrats Jeff, if I don't win.....I can be happy knowing you won't either. LOL.

[Renny $marta$$]

Ugh well once again I was gone for a few hours when the competition started and by the time I got home it was over with results. So while I am happy Alex won because he's a friend, it leaves me feeling like I may just be the one going home this week. I really hope Jeff nominates someone crappy like Kevin and people aren't douche bags and keep me around. I'm going to try my best to stay in this house but I am preparing for what I think will be a likely outcome.

[Renny $marta$$]

Jeff and I:

Jrdoodle33 (11:18:36 PM): I sent in the veto before Alex but I spelled someone's name wrong! Not good.
Srobertw31 (11:18:47 PM): Awww
Srobertw31 (11:18:55 PM): Do you know who you're putting up against me?
Jrdoodle33 (11:19:24 PM): This sounds lame and don't tell the host but I feel bad putting you up... I never should have. I am contemplating quitting.
Srobertw31 (11:19:35 PM): What? Are you serious?
Srobertw31 (11:19:40 PM): Jeff don't quit
Jrdoodle33 (11:20:21 PM): I do not want you to go home because someone got in my ear, I am done next week. That is not why I am contemplating of quitting I just don't want you to leave Renny. I was blind this week.
Srobertw31 (11:20:32 PM): :-(
Jrdoodle33 (11:20:40 PM): :-(
Srobertw31 (11:20:47 PM): Well if you nominated someone else do you think I could stay against them?
Jrdoodle33 (11:21:13 PM): We could see who I could nominate against you... if we can't get the votes to keep you. I am gone.
Srobertw31 (11:21:33 PM): Like I am sorry I got mad at you yesterday for a little while
Srobertw31 (11:21:39 PM): I understand it's a game
Srobertw31 (11:21:43 PM): but I play to have fun
Jrdoodle33 (11:21:48 PM): It is fine I understand you now, it was all my fault.
Srobertw31 (11:21:59 PM): and I just felt like it wasn't a lot of fun if the game was going to go that direction
Srobertw31 (11:22:02 PM): yeah everyone is active
Jrdoodle33 (11:22:04 PM): I just wanted Alex to leave because he flipped out on me and was rude.. you have not done anything.
Srobertw31 (11:22:09 PM): but some people are hardly doing anything
Jrdoodle33 (11:22:35 PM): You can stay over me :-)
Srobertw31 (11:22:39 PM): Jeff...
Srobertw31 (11:22:43 PM): Who got in your ear?
Jrdoodle33 (11:23:05 PM): I don't want to say, I just feel if I leave the game and drop out it will be a better place for everyone.
Srobertw31 (11:23:33 PM): Jeff you add something to this game
Srobertw31 (11:23:42 PM): You're active and you're fun
Jrdoodle33 (11:23:48 PM): You add more, I was too stupid to realize.
Srobertw31 (11:23:49 PM): I don't want you to just quit
Jrdoodle33 (11:24:03 PM): Well if you are going to leave and me quitting saves you. I am doing it.
Srobertw31 (11:24:28 PM): I'm pretty sure the host will say the nominations will still stand anyway
Srobertw31 (11:24:43 PM): All I want is a chance to stay
Srobertw31 (11:24:49 PM): I don't want you to quit
Jrdoodle33 (11:24:51 PM): Not if she has no one to replace Alex with
Srobertw31 (11:25:04 PM): :-(
Jrdoodle33 (11:25:54 PM): I am the one who made the mistake so let me go out Renny.
Jrdoodle33 (11:26:03 PM): I want you to stay hold your head up high and do well in this game.
Srobertw31 (11:27:38 PM): :-(
Jrdoodle33 (11:27:53 PM): You will do that for me won't you?
Srobertw31 (11:28:34 PM): Jeff
Srobertw31 (11:28:40 PM): I don't want you to quit
Srobertw31 (11:29:09 PM): You deserve to be here
Jrdoodle33 (11:29:23 PM): You deserve to be here too
Srobertw31 (11:30:25 PM): Well who knows
Srobertw31 (11:30:31 PM): I think I can maybe get 6 votes to stay
Jrdoodle33 (11:31:02 PM): I would rather have two strong players go after me then play with inactive people
Srobertw31 (11:31:21 PM): Well nominate an inactive
Srobertw31 (11:31:38 PM): and then help me campaign to stay
Srobertw31 (11:31:54 PM): but I don't want you to quit
Jrdoodle33 (11:32:00 PM): Or I quit and you don't need to campaign :-)
Srobertw31 (11:32:29 PM): But that's not fair to you
Jrdoodle33 (11:32:34 PM): It is fair to me
Jrdoodle33 (11:32:40 PM): I want you to be here
Jrdoodle33 (11:32:49 PM): I have no friends in this game it's not enjoyable
Srobertw31 (11:33:00 PM): I want to be your friend in the game
Srobertw31 (11:33:03 PM): I wanted to work with you
Jrdoodle33 (11:33:14 PM): I messed it all up, I don't deserve you now
Srobertw31 (11:33:27 PM): Jeff we all make mistakes
Srobertw31 (11:33:39 PM): There can be a way we can both stay
Jrdoodle33 (11:34:30 PM): It's not a guarantee this is
Srobertw31 (11:34:48 PM): Well let's take a chance
Jrdoodle33 (11:34:56 PM): I don't want to take a chance
Srobertw31 (11:35:36 PM): Why not?
Jrdoodle33 (11:37:34 PM): This is what I will post shortly
Jrdoodle33 (11:37:35 PM): In games you're supposed to backstab, betray and befriend people which I have already done to Renny she was a friend of mine early on and we clicked. I proved I was a backstabbing liar that no one could trust, I have no friends in this game except maybe a few. It isn't fun playing this hurting people I know it's just a game but I MYSELF not anyone else has made this decision...

What is the decision?
Jrdoodle33 (11:37:41 PM): I am quitting the game so Renny and the person I would have nominated can stay in the game and enjoy it. Which I bet they will.

I wish you all the best of luck and sorry again to the host for quitting this game, I just have other priorities and wish the people left can continue to play the game.

Bye everyone, Jeff.
Srobertw31 (11:38:20 PM): Awww Jeff :-(
Jrdoodle33 (11:39:10 PM): It's fine Renny I will miss you. It has always been great talking to you and I will be leaving your username on my list so when I sign on sometimes we could maybe chat.
Srobertw31 (11:39:29 PM): Are you sure this is what you want to do?
Jrdoodle33 (11:39:38 PM): I am positive
Srobertw31 (11:40:46 PM): Well I appreciate you wanting me to stay
Srobertw31 (11:40:51 PM): I just want you to stay too

[Renny $marta$$]

Srobertw31: If I stay
Srobertw31: and win HOH I am nominating Chima and Jeff
Srobertw31: if Chima wins veto...Russell goes up
Srobertw31: if Jeff wins veto....D goes up
"Monica": Im sry boo, I am driving lol
Srobertw31: lol
"Monica": Once I get home, we can try to figure out the vottes needed for u to stayt
Srobertw31: okey dokey
"Monica": Otha than me n chichi... who do u think u have
Srobertw31: no clue
Srobertw31: no one is on

SO I was talking to someone not related to the game and suddenly I hit the down button and it went to my conversation with Monica a.k.a. "D" where I say I am going to nominate Russell/Jeff/Chima/Monica......FUCK ME. If Monica says shit I am going to deny since I obviously can't nominate her. BUT OMG FUCK ME. SOOOO STUPID.

[Renny $marta$$]

Srobertw31: Hey are you back?
Srobertw31:
"Jeff": I am back
Srobertw31: Alright
Srobertw31: So why is all this happening?
"Jeff": You are more active and need to leave I can't trust you possibly winning Head of Household
Srobertw31: That's the reason....for all this?
Srobertw31: Jeff I wanted to work with you
Srobertw31: Libra hasn't logged since Thursday
"Jeff": Yeah so she won't be mad at me
Srobertw31: So I am leaving because I am online?
Srobertw31: What about all this...someone getting in your head stuff
Srobertw31: and my "plans"
"Jeff": Probably? What could you offer me in this game because there is no proof I can now trust you.
Srobertw31: Jeff I wanted to work with you
Srobertw31: I had no intention of coming after you even after the nomination
Srobertw31: I believed someone was spreading lies
"Jeff": You're still not after me?
Srobertw31: I talked to you and Russell the most
Srobertw31: more than anyone else
Srobertw31: Well after I feel like you me to leave and you just told me you did
Srobertw31: it would take some talking
Srobertw31: Yeah I get it's a game....but there is someone not even playing
Srobertw31: I was just having fun
Srobertw31: chatting, no making a million alliances, not scheming, not rallying people against you
Srobertw31: Yea it's a game, but come on....are you that insecure that Libra has to stay?
"Jeff": I know but I don't believe you won't be after me
"Jeff": Are you so insecure you don't think you can get the votes?
Srobertw31: If you can say something and follow through
Srobertw31: People are middle of the road
Srobertw31: they're going to go with whatever they hear
Srobertw31: Obviously I'm going to have a hard time trusting you after you lied to me time and time again
Srobertw31: but you didn't have to lie to me
Srobertw31: you could have worked with me just as easily
Srobertw31: Instead you say this stuff about being friends with Alex, making all these plans, saying you feel so bad you want to quit
Srobertw31: it's all so....not necessary
"Jeff": I did want to quit but you convinced me not to
Srobertw31: And then you decided that you wanted me gone
Srobertw31: ?
Srobertw31: It wasn't me convincing you not to quit, you never convinced yourself to want to quit
"Jeff": I don't understand why you would ask me all these things when I don't know half of them I am not a vote in the house
Srobertw31: I'm asking why you had to go so out of your way to take me down?
Srobertw31: What did I do to you?
"Jeff": You seemed like an individual the others were too busy sucking on my dick listening to me
Srobertw31: So I didn't kiss enough ass?
Srobertw31: I'm sorry, but I thought we were cool and when you won HOH I was just letting you do your thing
Srobertw31: and then it was like....What is this?
"Jeff": You still have time to make me feel good
Srobertw31: Jeff...like you said
Srobertw31: these people suck your dick
Srobertw31: And because of that
Srobertw31: I'm going to leave over someone who's basically not even playing
Srobertw31: I just wanted to have fun
"Jeff": Not to sound gross but I doubt you'd suck my dick the rest of the game
Srobertw31: lol well
Srobertw31: You know you can have allies
Srobertw31: that think as individuals
Srobertw31: They come out with their own idea.....collaborate, think differently
Srobertw31: is that such a scary thing?
"Jeff": I want them all on me though
Srobertw31:
Srobertw31: I was looking so forward to this game and it's just disappointing
Srobertw31: Having fun ends up being the biggest threat
"Jeff": We can still have fun
Srobertw31: Yeah with Libra *crickets*
"Jeff": With, us
Srobertw31: who? everyone else?
Srobertw31: I feel dumb for saying this but if you just actually gave me a chance
Srobertw31: I'd still play this game like I intended
"Jeff": What does that mean.. I don't understand?
Srobertw31: Playing with the people I like, having fun and taking out the people who just aren't that into the game
Srobertw31: Had I been HOH I'd have nominated the 2 people that I didn't think were giving the game effort
"Jeff": I like you being on the block it makes you come to my room a lot Renny
Srobertw31: ....
Srobertw31: Jeff
Srobertw31: are you going to give me a chance or not?
Srobertw31: I want to stay
"Jeff": I am giving you a chance, I like you a lot.. I just wanted to let you know come to my room anytime
Srobertw31: Ok now I feel like you're just making fun of me :9
Srobertw31:
"Jeff": I am not making fun of you
"Jeff": If I get the votes for you to stay will you keep me off the block and booger with Jeff every so often?
Srobertw31: Are you being 100% honest with me?
Srobertw31: That you'll try?
"Jeff": I will if you promise me those two things
Srobertw31: Keep you off the block? and booger with you?
"Jeff": Yeah if you know what those two things mean
Srobertw31: Lol well explain them just in case
"Jeff": Booger is a reference from BB11
Srobertw31: that means....
"Jeff": You know what it means
Srobertw31: Lol
"Jeff": Ok it means you would have to keep me off the block and cyber with me
Srobertw31: Can we go halfsies?
"Jeff": What do you mean?
Srobertw31: Half of the deal?
"Jeff": The cybering part? That would work sure.
Srobertw31: Ahem....the keeping you off the block part
"Jeff": I would rather cyber in here.. you know Jeff he is horny
Srobertw31: How about I promise to keep you off the block
Srobertw31: you get votes for me to stay
Srobertw31: and then we talk about the 2nd part of the deal after that
Srobertw31:
"Jeff": You will back out of the second deal
Srobertw31: Can I get a substitute?
Srobertw31: Renny is in a lesbian romance with Chelsbot
"Jeff": I don't care Jeff likes Renny
Srobertw31: fine she's all yours
Srobertw31: but are you being serious with this whole votes thing?
Srobertw31: or are you pulling my leg?
"Jeff": I am being serious with you
Srobertw31: Alright cause I believe you earlier
Srobertw31: and then just listening to Russell talk
Srobertw31: made it sound like you weren't even considering keeping me
Srobertw31: and that's why I came to you
Srobertw31: I want to believe you
"Jeff": You can believe me and once we do the nasty things you'll believe me more
Srobertw31: Lol can we please stop with the cyber sex referencing
"Jeff": Deal if off now
Srobertw31: I am starting to feel like I am in an episode of to catch a predator
Srobertw31: bah
"Jeff": is
Srobertw31: Fine...
Srobertw31: Ok I am not even sure what is serious anymore
"Jeff": It's serious Renny
"Jeff": You need to believe someone for once in this game and just believe
Srobertw31: Lol I was also refering to the cyber sex
Srobertw31: are you?
"Jeff": The cyber sex is real it's not a joke
"Jeff": If you can keep it up for 1 minute right now I will start getting votes for you because people are coming online
"Jeff": You start the time
Srobertw31: I'll take my chances with Libra
"Jeff": I have the votes to keep you but that is fine you won't do it
Srobertw31: I'm not going to have cyber sex
Srobertw31: Ever
Srobertw31: and I hope that you're kidding
"Jeff": Just say Jeff I will suck your dick in this game and I will get the votes
Srobertw31: This is getting creepy
"Jeff": If you say it one time I will get the votes and go back to normal
Srobertw31: Jeff....
"Jeff": Magic Words!
Srobertw31: That's just dirty
Srobertw31: I am not going to say that because I am not sure if you're for real about this whole thing or not and to be honest i am creeped out
"Jeff": I am real about the whole thing
"Jeff": Just copy and paste this and you'll have the votes
"Jeff": Jeff I will suck your dick the rest of the game.
Srobertw31:
"Jeff": I am real about the whole thing

"Jeff": Just copy and paste this and you'll have the votes

"Jeff": Jeff I will suck your dick the rest of the game.
"Jeff": Thanks that felt good
Srobertw31: Happy?
Srobertw31: is this the part where you laugh
Srobertw31: and tell me to have fun cause i'm leaving?
"Jeff": No
"Jeff": This is the part where you're now creeped out by me and you stay in the game.
Srobertw31: You really have the votes?
"Jeff": Yeah I do
Srobertw31: ....how
"Jeff": I have people who are asking me who to vote, I have the votes don't worry
Srobertw31: Alright
Srobertw31: well I am still going to talk to people
Srobertw31: even though they love ignoring me


Okay so I decided to try the heart felt approach and I hope Monica is a retard and didn't see my convo with her.......but my approach turned into creepy Jeff. Like I haven't been that creeped out in a long time and I've had some creepers lately. JEFF IS SICK.....he's creepy and retarded and I want him gone. If I stay Jeff dies!

[Renny $marta$$]

This may just be the most EPIC first round I've ever played in a game. WARZONE is an understatement for everything that has happened in the last few days of this game. Yesterday I campaigned so hard to stay....I literally have never campaigned in a game so hard ever.....not even near the end of a game and this is only the first week. I was shut out, let down, turned away, made fun of, yelled at, creeped on but I didn't stop for hours and hours. I kept trying and trying and got so close to doing it on my own with the people who were online...but then it all caved in and I was wanting to quit and was literally a few minutes away from pming Alex and posting my quit speech that I wrote. Then Chiara came on and I told her I was quitting and she was shocked to hear that people wanted to keep Libra, but she supported me because of how dumb people were being. Then Alex came on and really talking to him I wanted to give him a chance and I wanted to help him with some things before I posted my speech, well in the time I was talking to Alex....I posted my Jeff convo and Chiara and Lydia started going to work and getting me support to stay, next thing I know Russell is on my side, so James will support me, and then I have 6 votes and a lot of hope. Finally people wanted to stand up to Jeff and give me a chance. Hallelujah! I really think I am staying and I love it.

I owe Alex, Chiara, Lydia and Holly the most I think. Chiara and Alex have just been great, Chiara was the voice that stood up for me....I kept telling people if they want me to stay they have to say it and believe it can happen. NO ONE did that more than Chiara I feel. So for that I owe her big. Chiara LOVE.

I also made a deal with Holly and Jase. If Libra leaves with their votes then I will not nominate them just like they're part of my clique, and I won't vote to evict them either. I mean that. Even though Jase voted for me, I told him he still helped after and that I will uphold me deal and I also mean that.

It's just such a better feeling knowing that I have a chance to stay and that Jeff....the disgusting asshole has a whole house against him. He tried making people hate Renny but in the end everyone hates him. If he's not HOH next week then I can't see him not being nominated by anyone who has sanity. I know that I could still leave if 1 or 2 people lied or don't pull through....and if I do so be it, but I am so happy with the support I got this week from people and I can leave knowing Jeff will not win this game.