... Because convos are a pain in the ass to read

[Jordan Lloyd]

jesus.
why doesnt he hurry up and nominate me already

i've been rummaging through the past seasons because i found links to cryptograms. i saved them all, but im not done and not by a longshot. it's sooo tiring.

[Jordan Lloyd]

James (6:19:15 PM): for someone as "amazing" as jeff
James (6:19:25 PM): id expect him to have more confessionals than everyone
James (6:19:34 PM): but he doesnt
jordolloyd (6:19:55 PM): its because he relies on his competitions skills
jordolloyd (6:19:59 PM): he lacks all other skills
James (6:20:01 PM): chima and monica have the same amount as him =P
jordolloyd (6:20:04 PM): he has no strategy :-\


fo sho.

[Jordan Lloyd]

so weird. i feel like these people are like ~connected or something. it's very weird.

Lydia: Do you ever check to see how many posts people put in our DRs?
Lydia: He only has like one post a round.... he is boring haha
jordolloyd: yea, i know. james was just telling me that today too lol

jeez.

[Jordan Lloyd]

um... kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I'm not an idiot. I KNOW something is up. something is up BIG TIME. this is so frustrating. i hate NOT knowing what's going on.
I really hope these nominations are real because i think that if noms stay the same, we can manage to have renny evicted over roddy.. but i dont trust these nominations for a SECOND. Jeff is so OUT THERE ~ and i totally thought i had him ALLLL figured out. who would have thought?
Well, either he is EXTREMELY cocky or he has some sort of master plan behind it. strategically speaking, i guess it's not a terrible idea to keep me in the game, considering i suck under pressure and im generally not very good at the competition aspect of the game, but i AM after him. like it's clear as DAY. and i dont get it... wouldn't it have been smarter to backdoor roddy or renny? by him nominating them both, he is leaving behind ONE of the better competitors and having them come after him, which is why i think is all some huge master plan to probably get someone else out. probably me because he hates me, but could be someone else too :-\ i have no idea.

[Jordan Lloyd]

Lydia: Jeff DOES have a power and I know what it is. Roddy told me but he didnt want me to tell anybody cuz he thought that Jeff only told him but Renny knows too so i guess Jeff was trying to get them against eachother.
jordolloyd: oh, whats his power?
Lydia: I just found this out, but he won a multiple vote power
Lydia: every challenge he wins...
Lydia: he gets another vote
jordolloyd: huh?
jordolloyd: that doesnt make sense....
Lydia: So he won six challenges. He has six extra votes
jordolloyd: how does that make any sense?


that is the biggest load of crap i have ever had the misfortune to read. If this is true, that's INSANEEEEE. it just doesn't register in my cute little brain because I know people can win some power that can completely change the game like the Coup D'Etat, but never do people get basically the SOLE vote to evict someone. it just doesn't make any sense. Also, if it were true, why would he tell Roddy and Renny and then nominate them? Wouldn't he expect them to tell people? and as a matter of fact, he probably WANTS them to tell people because he wants to scare people into not nominating him. He is a sneaky one alright.

but, to play devil's advocate... if he really did have this ridiculous power, he would most likely keep it for a week he is in danger. why waste it on a week that you are safe. that's dumb.

Lydia:
"Jeff" (10:11:56 PM): plus i might throw hoh next week

"Jeff" (10:12:03 PM): and the person next to me is fucked lol
jordolloyd: even if its true, lol...
jordolloyd: thats only one week.
jordolloyd: so if we win hoh and nominate him against someone else and they leave.. oh well :-\ as long as its not us
jordolloyd: but then after that, he's powerless big deal.


like i give a rat's ass. so it saves him from eviction next week. does it suck? hell yes? is it the end of the world if it means i am still in the game? absolutely not. AND i dont have to wonder about the mystery power he holds oh so dearly.

i think he's lying though. he's a liar and a snake and oh so smart... that little bullshitter lol.

[Jordan Lloyd]

Kevin: well, remember mystery box?
jordolloyd: yeah
Kevin: it was a clue to one of the safes
jordolloyd: oh ok
Kevin: and well, roddy asked jeff to help him probably.
Kevin: and than guess what?
jordolloyd: what?
Kevin: jeff stoled the prize.
Kevin:
Kevin: from roddy
Kevin: and the power is like so good. it wouldnt have done anything for me but for jeff it like basically promises him f2.
jordolloyd: whats the power?
Kevin: every vote or hoh youve won, you get an extra vote. and the votes even count if your on the block.
jordolloyd: ohhh yeah, i heard about this one. i dont believe it lol
Kevin: who told you
Kevin: =-O


jordolloyd: i think its not true lol
jordolloyd: i think jeff is trying to scare people
Kevin: i hope so
jordolloyd: lydia told me and i was just about to tell u but then u told me lol
Kevin: LOL
jordolloyd: but anyways... what she told me this
jordolloyd: and it makes sense now because neither stories add up lol
jordolloyd: Lydia: Jeff DOES have a power and I know what it is. Roddy told me but he didnt want me to tell anybody cuz he thought that Jeff only told him but Renny knows too so i guess Jeff was trying to get them against eachother.
jordolloyd: oh, whats his power?
Lydia: I just found this out, but he won a multiple vote power
Lydia: every challenge he wins...
Lydia: he gets another vote
jordolloyd: huh?
jordolloyd: that doesnt make sense....
Lydia: So he won six challenges. He has six extra votes
jordolloyd: how does that make any sense?
jordolloyd: he told james jeff stole it from roddy....
jordolloyd: yet roddy is saying jeff got a power from some other way? hm... dont add up
jordolloyd: but dont tell ANYONEEEE pleaseeeeee!!!
jordolloyd: lydia will kill me
Kevin: i wont. dont tell anyone james told me that either.
Kevin:
Kevin: he'd kill me.
jordolloyd: i promise i wont lol
jordolloyd: but seeeee??!!! the stories dont even match up!
Kevin: not really. so who is making this stuff up jeff, roddy, or renny?
Kevin: lol
Kevin: im so confused.
jordolloyd: roddy would have told lydia that jeff stole it from him
Kevin: =-O
jordolloyd: jeff is
Kevin: yes true.
jordolloyd: obviouslllly


sorry for basically double posting this convo, lol. i just wanted to discuss this for a moment. this is INSANE. the guy can't even lie properly. why would he say he stole the power from roddy when he told roddy he got some power or wtvr. and i am certain he would have told lydia that jeff stole it as opposed to just saying that jeff got a power i dont know, but it all smells a littttttle fishy.

[Jordan Lloyd]

um the shit has hit the fan. hey chelsbot, ready for a laugh? i got something AMAZING for you to read, you're gonna LOVEEEE it!!!!


jordolloyd: so, is veto gonna be tonight or what?
Jeff: nope because of roddy
Jeff: he ruins everything
jordolloyd: =-O
jordolloyd: maybe he cant?
Jeff: renny, roddy and james wanted you/kevin out
Jeff: just thought i'd let you know
jordolloyd: really? =-O
jordolloyd: like this week ??
Jeff: they did yes
Jeff: they tried to make me do their dirty work
jordolloyd: i think they assumed and figured i would be nominated. so did i =-O
Jeff: nah i have your back
jordolloyd: =-O im confused
Jeff: they wanted you up i didn't let it happen
Jeff: i have your back, that simple
jordolloyd: hm, well that sucks
Jeff: james is such a liar
Jeff: you're talking to him right now about whether he is after you or not... and he's lying oh jordo
jordolloyd: well its not my fault. i dont really know whats going on lol
jordolloyd: but, i think im going to have to deal with this tomorrow. i gtg sleep cuz i have work tomorrow.
Jeff: bye
jordolloyd: gnight

yeah yeah yeah.. i did some fake-age with jeff. i swore i wouldn't, but sometimes u just gotta go back on it. i am NOT a challenge threat and i hold no powers. why get rid of little ol' me?
but come on, wasnt that fucking HILARIOUS? i've got your back jordo? really? REALLY? the only back you're holding is your own, and that's because it hurts so much from sitting on the toilet shitting bricks all day. he made bad nominations and he knows it. if he wanted to get rid of a threat, there is always option of the backdoor. he was a moron and now he's paying for it.

ohhh jeff

James: PennerFan44: Y
PennerFan44: O
PennerFan44: U
PennerFan44: you fucking tool
jrdoodle33: you are not the only sane person here, and you've been my bitch forever, i've been calling the shots and you've been sucking on my dick, bitch and you know it. so don't call me the fag and stop fucking typing one word per a line, it's annoying as hell. you do have targets and i will tell jordan and kevin about your lying ass any day of the week you cunt!
James: "DONT TYPE ONE WORD PER LINE?!?!??!"""
James: LOOOOOOOOL
jordolloyd: omg


hahaha

Kevin: LOL
Kevin: wtfg
Kevin: jeff is on crack atm.
Kevin: I can tell.
Kevin: =-O
jordolloyd: lolol
jordolloyd: he has my back
jordolloyd: did u know
Kevin: LMFAO
Kevin: OMFG
Kevin: Im laughing so hard.
Kevin: Read this
Kevin: "Jeff" (11:57:16 PM): i'll work with you and jordo if you guys are cool with it
Kevin: LMFAO
Kevin: um, i should be like SURE
Kevin: :-D
Kevin: LOL
Kevin:
jordolloyd: nooo
jordolloyd: he wants to trap us to prove that we're together
jordolloyd: dont trust anything
jordolloyd: just be like...
Kevin: K.
Kevin: Didnt fall for it.
Kevin: :-)
jordolloyd: maybe or something... gah, i dont knowwww
Kevin: I just said you can work with me.
Kevin: :-)
Kevin: LOL
Kevin:
jordolloyd: LOL

Lydia: LMAO!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha this is REALLY funny.
Lydia: Everybody in the house HATES him.
jordolloyd: HE HAS MY BACK
jordolloyd: STOP HATING ON HIM
jordolloyd: HE HAS MY BAK
jordolloyd: lolol
Lydia: LOL yes you and him are now BEST FRIENDS :-)
jordolloyd: jesus
jordolloyd: i think this proves he has no power
jordolloyd: why would he try and secure some votes for him
jordolloyd: i know why he wouldnt want me or kevin to go... probably because we're not very good at comps
jordolloyd: but in the event that he is nominated
jordolloyd: he wants to secure 2 votes
Lydia: he was trying to kiss my butt too. He and Roddy kind of got into a fight. Jeff called Roddy a cunt lol.
jordolloyd: omg!
Lydia: jrdoodle33 (12:44:29 AM): thanks for ruining it for the whole cast :-D

King Jamesth (12:44:45 AM): your welcome :-)

jrdoodle33 (12:44:52 AM): cunt, you're leabing

jrdoodle33 (12:45:10 AM): leaving

King Jamesth (12:45:11 AM): lol, you think that threatens me?

jrdoodle33 (12:45:16 AM): well you are

King Jamesth (12:45:49 AM): still doesnt threaten me. If I leave, I leave. So be it.

King Jamesth (12:45:58 AM): You dont intimidate me and you never have


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i fucking WARNED you all. dumbasses. i am sorry, but these people are such idiots. Roddy had an AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG opportunity to get jeff and he didn't. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY! biggest mistake EVERRRRRR.
we need to pull some magic again and have anyoneeeeeeeeee else win an hoh and anyoneeeeeeeeee else win veto. jeff needs to go. simple as that. gtfo.

[Jordan Lloyd]

OMFG... did i REALLLLLLY just win a competition? like FOR REAL? i am in shock. IN SHOCK!!! i can't freakn believe it!!
i had 3 people besides for myself counting on me getting this veto and ahhhhhhhh, i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited!! this was amazing <3 i am sooo proud because i actually beat jeff at a competition. i did it. YEAH I DID!! gahhhhh!! ok ok ok. im done, lol.


So, i am NOT gonna be using that veto lol. im gonna let them campaign a teeny tiny bit to me, but let's be honest here, i am not willing to jeopardize lydia and kevin's safety, not to mention i have been way closer to james lately and i trust him more than i do roddy atm :-\
although i am pretty decided on what to do with veto, i am not sure who i would like to see evicted this week :-\
i think im gonna let jeff try and get me to vote a certain way and im gonna vote the complete opposite hehe.

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[Jordan Lloyd]

I really don't know what to do.
I'm in the middle of a conversation with Roddy and I'm basically saying he needs a 3rd vote and then casually asked him who he thought jeff would evict, which he replies with "i dont know" and that his gut is telling him that jeff would get rid of him.
i NEED to trap jeff. i need to know what he prefers so i know to do the opposite. i dont WANT to evict roddy, but if he is working with jeff, then its NOT a problem. ill evict his ass right now, i just need to know for sure because if he is seriously against jeff, he is an asset to help us get rid of him!!!

[Jordan Lloyd]

Yup, i went with my ~gut and emotions~ because that's how i roll. Damn, being heartless is WAY cooler in games such as these.
Alright well, it seems like Renny will be leaving because Kevin just told me that he is most likely voting the way I am and I told him I voted Renny out.

[Jordan Lloyd]

great :-\ now james is campaigning to kevin. ugh. kevin would be dumb to evict roddy because he wouldn't be nominated by him, james would. like... renny has no relationship with either of us and she and jeff are close, it'll be me and kevin nominated.. or if not, i will be nominated next to jeff and if he wins veto, kevin will be replacement. so, thats way worse!

[Jordan Lloyd]

it might be better for me not to win hoh this week, but i dont think im willing to take the chance of throwing it, lol. jeff cannot win it. i refuse to accept his safety for ANOTHER week, jeez! hopefully, me, lydia or kevin won this!

[Jordan Lloyd]

wow :-\ lol.. apparently i suck at reading directions. I only just NOW read the rules for the confessional -.- no episodes for me sorryyyy!!

[Jordan Lloyd]

Jeff: do do you remember how many points the penalty vote was?
Jeff: :-)
Jeff: do*
jordolloyd: =-O actually, i really dont :-(
Jeff: lol
Jeff: how did you do?
jordolloyd: i dont know :-\ we'll find out soon, i guess


EVEN IF I DID KNOW... WHY THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL would i help him? why? he is the last person i want to see winning hoh. i want him GONE. jeez, take a fucking hint!

[Jordan Lloyd]

Lydia: Congrats on making final 5 :-)


<3333 yay. I am SOOO happy! Lydia is the best